Ganguro…the FUNNIEST trend straight from Japan….and ADORABLE Harijuku style New York Couture fans

I think this is the FUNNIEST trend Japan has right now!  I’m ALL about being different and original…but this just CRACKS me up!  It’s called…Ganguro….”it’s Japan’s newest fashion where teenage girls try to emulate the tan bimbos of America” <—hey those aren’t my words…it’s directly from online…lololol. WATCH OUT SNOOKIE!  ahaha.  Honestly thinking about doing […]

NYC is in Atlantic City….HOLLER!!!

In Atlantic City….gambling!! lol  Last night was HYSTERICAL!!  Had 10 White Russians while i gambled…bc they;re free and I can….haha….decided to go down the boardwalk…drunk…had some young guy yell at me…and i’m quoting “WHITE GIRL!!!  I’m chocolate….I wanna fuck you!!! ….I see you laughing at me white girl”  <—-I WAS laughing…in fact…nearly peed myself!!

Prize winning MOST retarded email!!!!!

Do you email New York Couture and not get a response for days…weeks…months???  Well here is a PERFECT example why!   We receive HUNDREDS of emails…and sooo many are just retarded/a waste of time.  This one may be the creme-de-la-creme of ridiculous emails though!  So I thought it would be fun to share it with you […]

Me with my kids….

GOD!!  I WISH that were me and I WISH those were my kids!!  The 80’s are TOO good!  Build me a time machine….dying of laughter…REQUIRE MORE!!!!! haha note to fake me (on left): tuck back in panty liner…lolololol  …but keep doing JAZZ HANDS!!  <—-in fact NEVER stop!!!! note to fake kids (on right): my son […]

Coolest nails EVER!!!

True story:  when I was in high school…maybe 9th grade I wanted ghetto fabulous nails.  So I got crazy long nails added to my real nails.  Well….BAD IDEA!  While it may have looked AWESOME….there was a small problem….I couldn’t get my pants on…lolol.  So how cool can you feel when you need your mommy to […]