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In Atlantic City….gambling!! lol Last night was HYSTERICAL!! Had 10 White Russians while i gambled…bc they;re free and I can….haha….decided to go down the boardwalk…drunk…had some young guy yell at me…and i’m quoting “WHITE GIRL!!! I’m chocolate….I wanna fuck you!!! ….I see you laughing at me white girl” <—-I WAS laughing…in fact…nearly peed myself!!
Do you email New York Couture and not get a response for days…weeks…months??? Well here is a PERFECT example why! We receive HUNDREDS of emails…and sooo many are just retarded/a waste of time. This one may be the creme-de-la-creme of ridiculous emails though! So I thought it would be fun to share it with you : ) ….and the response to this EPIC email!!!!
ACTUAL EMAIL BELOW:
Hey New York Couture,
My name is Jamie Carroll; I am a Casting Producer with truTV. I am currently casting a highly unusual program for the network, and I am looking for a small business to star in the show. I want the show to prove beneficial for our participating small business which is why I am contacting you. Ideally, a small company (5+ employees) with a product that can get some publicity! I have to say again, this is a most unusual program. I have included the press release for show.
PS If I wasn’t at work I’d order the mustache necklace right now. Awesome.
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Naked Office is a highly original and comic reality show from truTV in partnership with Reveille Productions, the company behind such huge hits as The Office and The Biggest Loser.
In each episode, our host will visit a business and take its employees through a series of fun team-building exercises. These are designed to help them lose their inhibitions and eventually by the end the episode, their clothes! The show has a positive, light-hearted and comic tone and is already a ratings success in the UK where it is generating a huge amount of press for the businesses that are featured. We’re very excited to be bringing the concept here to the US and are currently looking for businesses to take part.
So you can get a sense of the attention the show has received. If you feel your company would be a good fit, I’d love hear all about your team! And, of course, if you have any questions or need more information from my end, please don’t hesitate to contact me!
Sincerely,
Jamie C
Casting Producer | truTV
ACTUAL RESPONSE:
Hi Jamie
Thanks for the email!
You can count us in if….you pay $100 millions dollars, and change the name to “Fat Frickin’ Chance”.
Let me know if we have a deal : )
xox
New York Couture
I may have to start posting these weekly or monthly….get too many GEMS!!!
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GOD!! I WISH that were me and I WISH those were my kids!! The 80’s are TOO good! Build me a time machine….dying of laughter…REQUIRE MORE!!!!! haha
note to fake me (on left): tuck back in panty liner…lolololol …but keep doing JAZZ HANDS!! <—-in fact NEVER stop!!!!
note to fake kids (on right): my son in the blue shirt is my favorite….his mullet is better than yours!
Yesterday was the BUST Craftacular. ….which was CRAZINESS! I’m still tired…may even go back to bed after this post!! Thanks to everyone that came out!! And to everyone that got some awesome stuff!! Sorry I suck at life and posted it opened at 10am….and it really opened at 11am…sorry…I know…I suck! lolol. SOLD OUT of styles….got awesome vampire teeth 2 finger ring…and chihuahua ring!!! Post about sold out items/going to be sold out items soon. Photos from yesterday coming : )
True story: when I was in high school…maybe 9th grade I wanted ghetto fabulous nails. So I got crazy long nails added to my real nails. Well….BAD IDEA! While it may have looked AWESOME….there was a small problem….I couldn’t get my pants on…lolol. So how cool can you feel when you need your mommy to button and zip your jeans for you?? Needless to say, the nails only lasted maybe 2 days.
Who cares about blinged out cellphones…when you can have NAILS LIKE THESE!!! Give me, need me, NOW! I may have to make the sacrifice again and get THESE! …but…if I do…can you help me get my pants on?? lolol
xox
So everyone keeps asking me “What do you want for your birthday?”
**********You don’t have to bring anything***************…but if you want to…These are some of my favorite things right now!! I know everyone has a budget…so fun stuff from $1.99 and up!! lolol. You can also do a good deed as my present and give to your favorite charity…. or to mine: animal charities!!!
party info ………………………………..> HERE
I LOVE animals! You already know that! So I collect funny or realistic stuffed animal dolls, animal household items, and more!! The website, The Jungle Store, has LOTS of fun stuff…and things are CHEAP…like $4.99!!! HERE
Another affordable present is the Marzipan Animals they sell at Dean and Deluca in NYC. They are only $6 and SOOooooo cute!! I usually go to the one on Broadway in Soho.
See how cute they are!!!
Fashion Week officially starts today in NYC…i’m hoping tomorrow to announce either the good news or the bad news about our new Fashion Party & Show….but who can really think about any of this….when a legend has left us!!!
R.I.P. Alexander McQueen
MORE McQueen in this post : (
***BEWARE*** of Pedophile/Sexual Predator!!! ***BEWARE***
I want all fans of New York Couture to be SAFE….so PLEASE READ!!!
There is a guy named Taylor (but he sometimes uses other names, like Amy) that is soliciting underage females online. He lies and says he works for New York Couture “modeling” (which there is no modeling division) and would like to interview you. He will talk to you via Stickam, MSN, and other chats. His goal is to get you on your webcam and get you to take off your clothes. HE DOES NOT WORK FOR NEW YORK COUTURE! New York Couture would NEVER (and has never) had a model or intern do a webcam interview!! The ONLY way you would be contacted by New York Couture would be by one of our email accounts (they all end with @newyorkcouture.net…for example, info@newyorkcouture.net), by our Myspace (www.myspace.com/nycouturerules) or by our Model Mayhem account (http://www.modelmayhem.com/9332). We DO NOT use nor have accounts with Facebook, Stickam, MSN, Twitter, ect…so if someone contacts you on these websites they are NOT New York Couture.
Below is this sickos information:
His email address is: rebelscguy@hotmail.com and the myspace account he is using is: http://www.myspace.com/nycouture
Possible photos of him from his Myspace account:
If you know this person please email info@newyorkcouture.net with any information (i.e. name, address, phone number). The victims of his assaults are pressing charges and I would LOVE for him to be put to justice!!! If he contacted you and you have the conversation please also send that.
What can you do? Tell all your friends about this guy…that he contacts underage females by lying about what company he works for with the end goal of getting them naked on their webcam. As a female YOU NEED TO PROTECT YOURSELF!!! There are thousands if not millions of perverts online…all looking to trick you into doing things you don’t want to do. DO NOT give out your personal information to ANYONE you do not know…and espcially DO NOT send photos or videos of youself over the internet!!!!!
Be safe! Lots of LOVE! xox New York Couture
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don’t drink him….he’s my friend!!!
Today Morgan and I are driving up to CANADA!! Should be fun!!! Today we went to the Pocono’s and went splishy splashy in the hot tub….off to lunch and then the BIG 7 hour drive!
TOMORROW starts Warped Tour in Canada….see you there!!! xox
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I kinda loves it!!!
Today is going to be a busy BEE day!!! bzzzzz…. Trying to get this sample finished for Katy Perry as well as pieces for the upcoming September Fashion Week show…I know….top secret…but I’ll be revealing the show date VERY soon : )
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