Prize winning MOST retarded email!!!!!

Do you email New York Couture and not get a response for days…weeks…months???  Well here is a PERFECT example why!   We receive HUNDREDS of emails…and sooo many are just retarded/a waste of time.  This one may be the creme-de-la-creme of ridiculous emails though!  So I thought it would be fun to share it with you : )  ….and the response to this EPIC email!!!!

ACTUAL EMAIL BELOW:

Hey New York Couture,

My name is Jamie Carroll; I am a Casting Producer with truTV. I am currently casting a highly unusual program for the network, and I am looking for a small business to star in the show. I want the show to prove beneficial for our participating small business which is why I am contacting you. Ideally, a small company (5+ employees) with a product that can get some publicity!  I have to say again, this is a most unusual program. I have included the press release for show.

PS If I wasn’t at work I’d order the mustache necklace right now. Awesome.

RELEASE

Naked Office is a highly original and comic reality show from truTV in partnership with Reveille Productions, the company behind such huge hits as The Office and The Biggest Loser.

In each episode, our host will visit a business and take its employees through a series of fun team-building exercises. These are designed to help them lose their inhibitions and eventually by the end the episode, their clothes! The show has a positive, light-hearted and comic tone and is already a ratings success in the UK where it is generating a huge amount of press for the businesses that are featured. We’re very excited to be bringing the concept here to the US and are currently looking for businesses to take part.

So you can get a sense of the attention the show has received. If you feel your company would be a good fit, I’d love hear all about your team!  And, of course, if you have any questions or need more information from my end, please don’t hesitate to contact me!

Sincerely,

Jamie C

Casting Producer | truTV

ACTUAL RESPONSE:

Hi Jamie

Thanks for the email!

You can count us in if….you pay $100 millions dollars, and change the name to “Fat Frickin’ Chance”.

Let me know if we have a deal : )

xox

New York Couture

I may have to start posting these weekly or monthly….get too many GEMS!!!

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2 thoughts on “Prize winning MOST retarded email!!!!!

  1. Hahaha!
    And I’ve never seen that programme in the uk.. they can barely show nudity on tv as it is!

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