Maybe you are unaware….of my mild OBSESSION with all things BURGERS! Meat TOTALLY skeeves me out…but something about burgers cracks me up! <—endlessly funny! HI…BIGGEST burger EVER!!

Fat/Gross people eating the BIGGEST burger ever! lol Hi diabetes/high cholesterol! EAT UP!!!


Hippo-pota-BURGER-mas AHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!! And like my motor-BURGER-cycle? I’m seriously retarded today! LOVE IT!


No true Burger obsession could be complete without a BURGER Skirt!!!! Keep burgers in the BURGER pocket…it would be gross and messy…but WHAT THE HELL…why not?! lol
*Limited Edition* Royal Blue BURGER Skirt

Wanna touch my buns?

EAT ME!

And when you thought the obsession was ending…I whip THIS bad boy out!!!! THE *NEW*
*Limited Edition* New York Couture GLITTER HOLOGRAM BURGER Necklace
I may not taste good…but GOD i’m cute!!!!!!!!! lol

BURGER-rif-ic!!!!!!!!!!!!
xox