Bruise Cruise- DAY 2 – New York Couture Blog

Bruise Cruise Day 2 aka the WILDEST DAY on the trip! PHOTO OVERLOAD!!!! LOTS!!

Rolled outta bed late bc of the wild night the day before…headed to play on the Bahamas! Bahama MAMA!!

Kissy face photos with scary color face thing…don’t even know what it is…lol

Wanted to go to the Atlantis to drink and see the aquarium…but they got greedy and started charging people…so we said FUCK THAT and went on our own adventure…

Ariel the Little????????? …lol <3 KING TITAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought it would be a good idea to pounce off the statues they had on display….I WIN! lol

Ballet for beginners…lol

Karma….SUTRA? lol

Johnny and I are like brother and sister so we took family photos EVERYWHERE!!!! We could have fun with or in (or both) a cardboard box…ahaha

Glamour shots by Deb….lol

….lens flares all natural!!

Bahama play time….found the COOLEST chair (I NEED!!) that was a sundae!!! Got a soy ice-chocolate milk (FYI no soy ANYTHING on the cruise ship) so I was ecstatic!! Made friends with a pirate….surprise face b/c he was “happy” to see me….lol

Johnny makes sure….ahahaha

….then boobie photos with crazy neon thing-a-ma-jig

Duty free liquor shop? I THINK SO!! Hi…Mommy buy me! Only $450 ahahaha…. BESTEST EVER!!! Wants! yes please!

One last random weird photo before heading back to the ship for captains night (<—for those of you that have never been on a cruise….there’s one night that everyone dresses up and they make the BESTEST dinners). We get dresseded ups! : )

Johnny= lobster tail surprise ….and then danced partied in his seat swinging his napkin…we are FUN! lol

Captain’s night Tre Chic! And our lovely friends….they were sooo cute!!….Corey and Michelle! Miss them already!!!

Every night we came back to our room for a funny towel friend surprise….this time is Mr. Bunny!

I KILLED him!! lol. I went to pick bunny up and his head fell off : ( OH NO!!!!!!!!!! lol <—-see my concern! LOL

Applied head back to bunny…good as new!! Johnny anal rapes bunny…back to not being good again…lol

Maybe breastfeeding will help make him feel better?? lol

Still sad bunny….Johnny breast feeds….lololol

DEAD bunny again! Severed head photos….lolol

We got changed and ready to PARTY!!!! The Bruise Cruise party moved to the island of the Bahamas this night…off to SENOR FROGS!! LOTS of concerts that night!! LOTS of drinks too! lol

PARTY’S HERE!!!

Senor Frogs has these FUN drinks called “The Yards”….yeh we got those!!!! Right: the chairs were HYSTERICAL!! Took this photo of 2 Bruise Cruisers….didn’t remember their names so just called them “butt toucher” the rest of the trip….ahahaha

Vivian Girls concert…. <3

HOLY CRAP EPIC DANCE PARTY!! left: Johnny & Aly. right: Rad Mike & Johnny.

Johnny and his dancing partner…they were sooooo funny together! LOVED it!!

The Black Lips….which…they were INSANE! I reallllyyyy want to see them when they come to NY…so see your asses there if you’re going!!

Me, Corey, Michelle, and my 3rd YARD…ahahahaha….HOT MESS status represent!!! Right: Johnny enters the dance competition…

…I tell EVERYONE that will listen to me….even John Norris from MTV (who was there covering the event)…VOTE FOR #17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The chants begin!! ahahaha

17 17 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! During dance off…fight breaks out….my awesome reporting skills snags this photo of nothing (on right)…ahaha

ahahaha…dance party was too funny!! Girl in the leopard wins…even though the WHOLE club was screaming 17!! I DEMAND a re-match!!!! lol.

We close down the club…not done partying though!! Outside are Bahama cops. They carry guns and rifles…you can’t see in the photo (right)….but they HAD…I say “can I touch your gun” ahahahahahaha