HOLIDAY WISHLIST: The WANTS and WANTS-nots…for Christmas….

Here is a fun list of the things I WANT….and the things I WANTS-NOTS (aka don’t want)….lol

Let’s start this off a little unexpected…and do the WANTS first…lol

Life WOULD NOT be complete without an ice-cream cone bed and jacuzzi (above)…FUN TIMES for all…wink wink.  ….watch me melt….too many good ones to say!

below: finger/fingernail jewels….a NEED!! …and an itty bitty piggy….MUST HAVE!  Sooo cute!  <—the dogs will LOVE that…lol

My 20 mile bike rides WOULD NOT be the same…WANT this EPIC Banana Bike!!  ahahaha

AND…..now for the……

……………………………………………want NOTS……………………..

I DO NOT want LOTS of people to come out of (or in) my ass….loolol…although it clearly looks funny below….ahaha

…def DO NOT want to be old and wearing shorts/thongs in public….cellulite is HOT though!  …even hotter?  OLD MAN CHECKING ME OUT!  …SEXY!

WHO thinks of these things?  Want NOT…a crotchy soup tattoo….no pubes for Christmas for me…thank you…

This one can be in the center of the Venn diagram…

………………..DICKS EVERYWHERE!  ahaha

now good luck finding these in stores!  ahaha

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