So thankfully the night before no one went to jail…but it was a close one…lol. The next morning it was raining…wahhh!!! I tell everyone i’m made of sugar and I melt in the rain…so you can imagine how thrilled I was to be outside in the rain. SUCKSVILLE!!! LUCKILY….as stated in the 1st Lollapalooza posting…I snagged the below AWESOME childrens Doggy raincoat. It was a HIT!! Except it was too short on the arms…and was uber tight on my boobs even though I don’t have any. …in fact…my shitty friends said it made me look like I had saggy boobs…you be the judge…llollol
Rain or shine….destiny made up the plan to see SUE the T-Rex at the nearby museum. I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited!! I LOVEEE dinosaurs!!! Chris and Gabby were my sidekicks…this is our am adventure…we left Dan at the tent to man the fort…
Ostrich?? ass tastes good….lol
Basically the whole bottom level was a creepy zoo…but all the animals were stuffed and dead…not too excited about that…but still took a photo with these stuffed Giraffe’s…poor guys!!
My favorite thing about zoos/museums/ect are the gift shops…but really the kiddie section with all the awesome toys!!!
…I would be wearing this hat as I type right now…if it fit my big head…damn you big head!!!!
Gabby and Chris= shitty friends…ahahaha. We went to see the 3d T-Rex movie…and sat in our seats. I’m special and this small task was obviously a hard one…b/c what do I do? I fall of the seat. This is them laughing at me…they suck and didn’t help….lolol
3d glasses are awesome!!! I’m futuristic….ps…still have my Doggy rain-coat on b/c I AM that cool…lolol
DINOSAURS!!@@@@@@@@@!@!!@@@@
This part was the most retarded waste of the day…it was suppose to be cool…
…”Robo T-Rex”…don’t go…it SUCKED…but here’s my pics with the “Robo” dinosaurs…tried to take pics of the T-Rex…but he wouldn’t stand still…
Below is the reason I came to the museum…her name is Sue. She is the most complete dinosaur in the WORLD!! 90% complete…her skull alone weighs like 600lbs!!!! CRAZY!!!!! I wanna be an archeologist..only problem…I 400% have no patience…so I don’t think it will work out…so for now I will pretend…
Having a gee-golly good time at the museum playing with dinosaurs…when my phone finally gets service and I have a zillion texts from Dan and he frantically calls me saying we’re crazy busy. We literally run back to the tent…and it’s complete madness!!! Below are some of the sexy bitches and their KILLER purchases!! <3
While helping customers…it happens AGAIN!! 50+ people stampede the gates so they can get in for free. This time they knock down the WHOLE GATE …not just a small section. It was CRAZY!! I missed the HUGE group…only got the stragglers…but you get the idea…
Lauren and Bobbi are also hanging out…except everyone is wiped out from the WILD night before…Bobbi is PASSED OUT…too funny!! I was telling people to check out her boobs…which were almost falling out of her top…
…that’s HOW WE DO!!!!
Our neighbors were out of control too….here’s Dan giving corkscrew head…lovely…lolol
Bobbi and Lauren had to snag some awesome NYC pieces before we closed shop….they got soooo many CUTE things!! They look ADORABLE below!!!!!
That night we had to pack everything b/c the next am we were flying back to NY….sad face! Lesson learned…don’t have drunk people help you pack…lol. We had a 10×40 tarp to wrap the tent in at night…my drunk friends literally rolled it into the biggest joint ever…and I just shoved it into one of the MANY empty suitcases. Was NOT fun folding it correctly when I got back to NY…but I did laugh at how retarded they are…lol
…then we hit up the gay clubs…how lucky am I!!!!!@@@@@???
above: my leg being humped by some spanish guy….and below: Dan loving topless hunky gay’s!!!
Guy below was my FAVORITE EVER!! He was vogue-ing like CRAZY…and check out his g-string….ahahahahah. He’s my hero!!!!
Caption for this pic is “WHOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” <—- Dan loved his g-string too!!! lolol
Since being back in NY things have been INSANE!! Sooo much going on…orders…and still LOTS to do!!! MAJOR updates going on this weekend…including new items for sale…so keep a look out for the awesome-ness!!
xox