Category: Random Retarded Shit

I’d like some tea please (said with a British accent). Speaking of British accents…..for those of you that live in/near London…New York Couture will be in your neck of the woods April 18th-27th!!!!! And we will have a INSANE Fashion Show on the 20th…more info to come soon! xox Penguin tea timer… ———————————————————————-

Although Alice in Wonderland is my all time favorite movie…my favorite movie (non-animation) would have to be Labyrinth.  So for my B-day…we of course had to watch it! How cool are these Jareth and Hoggle action figures????????????? The Jareth crotch is even just like the real Jareth…lolololol So what did I get for my birthday? […]

less than 24 hours until my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! YIPPPPPPPPYY!!! Only uber sucky thing…it’s suppose to be a snow store in NY….BOO!! So cheer me up and make me a cake…a HAMBURGER CAKE…lolol ——————————————————————————–

I’m not sure what it is…it’s either a Hello Kitty TV or video game…but I NEED it! Just got back from a shoot…Hello Kitty inspired…you’ll find out why when I post the backstage pics…soon : ) My BURFDAY is Monday!!!@@@!!!  Holler! —————————————————————————–

Check out Henry the vacuum. How cute is he!!! I will remain him now… New name= Snoozle —————————————————————

I wouldn’t wear them… not my size… but they look cool! I sucked at Lego’s <—-is that even possible??  They would have these crazy towns to build and mine never looked like the picture.  I’m sure losing many of the uber small pieces didn’t help…OPPS! ———————————————————————–

Just when you thought boobs didn’t get enough attention here comes the Ipod Bra… …is this really necessary? ———————————-

Will post “Random Retarded Shit” as often as I find it… Today is the Gun Phone sad thing is…I would totally buy this! ——————————————————————-