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Check out New York Couture in the New York Post!!!@!@!@
They did an AWESOME editorial with a sideshow theme…LOVE how it came out! To see ALL the looks from this shoot go HERE
Featured: New York Couture PURPLE Hand Dyed and Studded Bustier
close-up of featured photo:
AWESOME out-take from the shoot that the New York Post sent me…fire breathing!!!! CRAZY amazing-ness!@!@!@ Makes me want to go see the sideshow…NOW!!
New York Couture was also mentioned in Time Out New York
I just got word back from the CIA, FBI, and crackhead Charles on the corner (so you KNOW it’s official!!) that New York Couture fans are the HOTTEST, sexiest fans EVER!!!!! Here’s just a taste…a nibble…at the delicious-ness!
Fans wearing their NEW YORK COUTURE goodies:
below: (center) One of a Kind New York Couture T-Shirt Halter Dress worn on a TV show in Australia!! Yeahhhhh down under!!! I LOVE kangaroo’s!!@@!@!@
left: first I NEED you hair!! It’s magical like unicorns!!!@! ….wearing a Limited Edition New York Couture PINK Mustache Necklace <—which are almost SOLD OUT!! So get yours QUICK!!@
right: this is my FAVE artsy fan photo ever to be submitted! Makes me want to go to Mardi Gras NOW!!! Limited Edition New York Couture GOLD Bow Leggings…FIERCE-NESS!!@!@
below: in Japan they would say KAWAII!!@!@!@!@!@ Moto Kawaii (VERY CUTE) in her Limited Edition New York Couture Lace Ruffle Shorts (left) and SOLD OUT Pastel Pink Bow Leggings (right)
below: NYC National Geographic’s style!!! I wanna go….take me!!!@! Best picture everrr of the Limited Edition New York Couture FLORAL Babydoll Dress. This color is SOLD OUT…sorry…but you can get (not for too much longer) this dress in the Purple FLORAL ——-> go HERE
Do you have photos wearing your New York Couture? send to: info@newyorkcouture….we LOVE to see you being out of control!!@@!@!@
xox
Whistle while you work…doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!! LOTS of whistling…b/c LOTS of working going on!! Hope everyone will like my secret master plan…which will be revealed in a bunch of weeks…BROO-HA-HA!! lol
These are photos from a shoot I did with the FABULOUS and FIERCE Alyssa Net!!! If you LOVE the makeup it’s because you have great taste!!! It’s LIME CRIME !! We shot these on the streets of Brooklyn…and it was hysterical all the crazies that were out that day….”A” is for AWESOME! Crazy people ALWAYS make a shoot epic!!! Hope you like!!
And to see ALL the photos from this shoot go HERE
*Limited Edition* NEON Pink w/ Turquoise and Royal Blue Bunny RUFFLE Bikini Set (shown below) ….get yours HERE
Who doesn’t want Bunny boobies????????????????
….everyone keeps asking about *NEW* Limited Edition NYC Necklaces…so we are releasing 2 new ones NOW!!!!!!!! —->>>
BRAND NEW: Limited Edition New York Couture PENGUIN Necklace
…comes in Pink and/or Black get yours HERE
above: One of a Kind SUPER Colorful Tie-Dye T-Shirt Halter Dress ….get yours HERE
Coming soon to the NYC webstore…Victorian Hair Clip (shown on left) and Dark Blue Bleached Denim Bolero (below)….FIERCE-ness with a capital “F” !!@@!@!@!@
BACK IN STOCK!!!! Beyond adorable Ruffle Halter Tops…wear as shown or with a high waist skirt or shorts…you will LOVEEEE these!! and they’re ONLY $35 !!!! Check out the NEWEST Slant Tops in this style!!….get yours HERE
Today was/has been a LONGGGG day!! NEED zzZZZzzzz’s!!! Did the Hester Street Market. It was MTV’s Suchin Pak’s BIRTHDAY!! We ate yummy cake….had all sorts of taste treats…and who showed up to show the killer goodies? Jessica Alba! Crazy!!! For now…have fun playing on the NYC website…signing off…xoxo gg lol
See you there TODAY!! At the…. Hester Street Fair is open 10am-6pm and is located at Hester Street/Essex Street in NYC….come snag ONE OF A KIND samples starting at $20!!!!@@@!@!@!@!@ Can’t make it today??? NEW items will be posted for sale on the WEBSTORE tonight…YIPPY SKIPPY!!!
xox
So thankfully the night before no one went to jail…but it was a close one…lol. The next morning it was raining…wahhh!!! I tell everyone i’m made of sugar and I melt in the rain…so you can imagine how thrilled I was to be outside in the rain. SUCKSVILLE!!! LUCKILY….as stated in the 1st Lollapalooza posting…I snagged the below AWESOME childrens Doggy raincoat. It was a HIT!! Except it was too short on the arms…and was uber tight on my boobs even though I don’t have any. …in fact…my shitty friends said it made me look like I had saggy boobs…you be the judge…llollol
Rain or shine….destiny made up the plan to see SUE the T-Rex at the nearby museum. I was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited!! I LOVEEE dinosaurs!!! Chris and Gabby were my sidekicks…this is our am adventure…we left Dan at the tent to man the fort…
Ostrich?? ass tastes good….lol
Basically the whole bottom level was a creepy zoo…but all the animals were stuffed and dead…not too excited about that…but still took a photo with these stuffed Giraffe’s…poor guys!!
My favorite thing about zoos/museums/ect are the gift shops…but really the kiddie section with all the awesome toys!!!
…I would be wearing this hat as I type right now…if it fit my big head…damn you big head!!!!
Gabby and Chris= shitty friends…ahahaha. We went to see the 3d T-Rex movie…and sat in our seats. I’m special and this small task was obviously a hard one…b/c what do I do? I fall of the seat. This is them laughing at me…they suck and didn’t help….lolol
3d glasses are awesome!!! I’m futuristic….ps…still have my Doggy rain-coat on b/c I AM that cool…lolol
DINOSAURS!!@@@@@@@@@!@!!@@@@
This part was the most retarded waste of the day…it was suppose to be cool…
…”Robo T-Rex”…don’t go…it SUCKED…but here’s my pics with the “Robo” dinosaurs…tried to take pics of the T-Rex…but he wouldn’t stand still…
Below is the reason I came to the museum…her name is Sue. She is the most complete dinosaur in the WORLD!! 90% complete…her skull alone weighs like 600lbs!!!! CRAZY!!!!! I wanna be an archeologist..only problem…I 400% have no patience…so I don’t think it will work out…so for now I will pretend…
Having a gee-golly good time at the museum playing with dinosaurs…when my phone finally gets service and I have a zillion texts from Dan and he frantically calls me saying we’re crazy busy. We literally run back to the tent…and it’s complete madness!!! Below are some of the sexy bitches and their KILLER purchases!! <3
While helping customers…it happens AGAIN!! 50+ people stampede the gates so they can get in for free. This time they knock down the WHOLE GATE …not just a small section. It was CRAZY!! I missed the HUGE group…only got the stragglers…but you get the idea…
Lauren and Bobbi are also hanging out…except everyone is wiped out from the WILD night before…Bobbi is PASSED OUT…too funny!! I was telling people to check out her boobs…which were almost falling out of her top…
…that’s HOW WE DO!!!!
Our neighbors were out of control too….here’s Dan giving corkscrew head…lovely…lolol
Bobbi and Lauren had to snag some awesome NYC pieces before we closed shop….they got soooo many CUTE things!! They look ADORABLE below!!!!!
That night we had to pack everything b/c the next am we were flying back to NY….sad face! Lesson learned…don’t have drunk people help you pack…lol. We had a 10×40 tarp to wrap the tent in at night…my drunk friends literally rolled it into the biggest joint ever…and I just shoved it into one of the MANY empty suitcases. Was NOT fun folding it correctly when I got back to NY…but I did laugh at how retarded they are…lol
…then we hit up the gay clubs…how lucky am I!!!!!@@@@@???
above: my leg being humped by some spanish guy….and below: Dan loving topless hunky gay’s!!!
Guy below was my FAVORITE EVER!! He was vogue-ing like CRAZY…and check out his g-string….ahahahahah. He’s my hero!!!!
Caption for this pic is “WHOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” <—- Dan loved his g-string too!!! lolol
Since being back in NY things have been INSANE!! Sooo much going on…orders…and still LOTS to do!!! MAJOR updates going on this weekend…including new items for sale…so keep a look out for the awesome-ness!!
xox
The day started off pretty normal…minus Dan having his period…he was in a shitty ass mood…lol. Once the doors opened…just like the day before the madness began and people were in left and right snagging awesome NYC goodies! Thank you for that! : ) In fact we sold out of several styles and went back to NY with almost empty suitcases…soo awesome!! 1940’s pinup cutie (on right) got that sweet SAMPLE dress…it’s ONE OF A KIND…and she looks HOT!
Out of nowhere 100 people charged the gates and literally broke them down…WAS INSANE!! They said NO to paying for tickets…lol
This cute girlie played dress up and her SWEET best friend bought her the SAMPLE dress on the right…FIERCE DIVA!!
Had no clue my love Lauren WK would be in Chicago…so when we found out we HAD to have play time!!! We closed shop and went dancing…
Bobbi, Lauren, and I before Lollapalooza dance party 2010. Right by our tent was the “Perry’s” stage…which was all DJ’s…dance party central and HYSTERICAL people on drugs!!!
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Dan makes friends with this homeless guy????
Random girl on drugs??? dancing with Dan….EPIC!! But NOT as good as this one girl….I wish I had a pic of her…she was dancing like CRAZY…but it was HORRIBLE…and she kept kicking people out of “her circle”…I was dying of laughter and kept fucking with her and invading “her space”…such an easy target!!
Then we met “Muscle Man”. Dan kept making me touch his arms…he secretly had a crush on him…lol. BEST part was Muscle Man made fun of Dan’s “lunchbox” <—it was the cooler from our tent…we took it with us so we could bring it back to the hotel and get ice in the am… We then called Dan “Lunchbox” after that…lolol
After or during Muscle Man we met many random crazy people…like this guy (below). He wanted to take a picture with Dan…but Dan is cheap and said he would only do it for $1 ….stupid guy paid him the dollar…Dan sexually assaults dollar in photos below
You would think that was the end of our night….YOU’RE WRONG…craziness was JUST starting!!!!
This is a really good picture of me…thanks foot/shoe for cockblocking my face in this photo (left)…lol. Right–> Lunchbox with his lunchbox…ahaha. Lauren and Dan interviewed people as we left…i’m sure the final video is going to be HYSTERICAL!!
After Dance party at Lolla we went to Bobbi’s place to change…and play with her ADORABLE dog…who I LOVE!! Look how cute she is!!!!!
I want to marry her smooshed face!!!!!@#@@!
Dan and Bobbi were almost gross!!! We went bar hopping in Wicker Park…and found these cupcakes on top of a pay phone. First off…pay phones still exist???!!@@!@! lol. Thank god they didn’t eat these and get the hiv!
Bobbi brought the boy she liked…I SUCK so hard at remembering names…oops…sorry…but Dan tried to violate him the whole night! lol
Lauren and Bobbi dancing at this shitty bar…which we almost had a fight at. Again…Dan had his period so he was in some mood…and on top of it he was drunk…so he got into an argument with this total douche…I was convinced we were going to go to jail that night for a fight…
Douche went outside to be a douche elsewhere….Dan started dancing…and this boring girl was all up on him…too funny!! She told him “you have hair like Jared Leto”…he said “you think i’m hotter”…and she said “no”…so what does Dan do? Calls her an ugly lesbian…lolol…obviously we left that bar…onto the next…
Honestly went to many bars…and I found this whole in the wall. Bobbi and I went to pee…and when we came out our friends were gone….I look outside the bar window to see a lot of commotion and a HUGE crowd of 50-100 people. I say in my head…fuck my life Dan’s in a fight i’m gonna have to get in on it…jail here I come….
…luckily Dan is NOT in a fight…even crazier…there’s a marching band?? or something like that outside and everyone is dancing in the streets…
I think that’s a tuba???
This was insane and EPIC…100 ppl dancing in the streets of Chicago…blocking traffic…it was like a scene from a movie
Needless to say…pretty WILD night!!! Photos from Day 3 of Lollapalooza coming tomorrow : )
xox
Lollapalooza was WILD!!! <—-and YES…it NEEDS to be in capitals…b/c that’s how WILD it was!!!! Chicago in general was INSANE!! I love it and miss it!! Can’t wait to come back!!! My BGFL (for newbs that’s: “best gay for life”) and I ran a muck all over the windy city….here’s how our story starts…lol…will post each day of Lolla over the next few days b/c there’s something like 200+ pictures…here we go!!
Day1:
Dan and I fly in…the early part of the day we go thrifting. Got SUCH great stuff…and for sooo cheap we died!!! You will see in later posts the MOST RETARDED children’s raincoat shaped like a dog that I got for $3!!!!!!! …but onto the craziness! We ate dinner at the yummiest Italian restaurant in ALL of Chicago…mmMM…making me hungry just thinking about it!! And then we wanted to PARTY!!!
(above and below : getting ready in the bathroom….two divas putting on their makeup) My lip gloss is POPPING!
At the club being HOT….Sizzle!!! lol. We’re gay and match…
Typical Dan tongue action!!! Shortly after this photo Dan was an a-hole and grabbed my boob…which then led to a random girl grabbing my boob…oh boy! At least I got some action??? Does that count? ahahaha
Everyone meet Jojo aka Teen Wolf (at least that night)…the fiercest diva in Chicago!! <3
WORK BITCHES!!! Partying HARD in Chicago!! The party was called “Freak Show” and boy did we fit in!! lol
When the party is over….we dance in the STREETS!! So hood!! HOLLER!
PS…stop making fun of my FIERCE dance moves!! Jealous??? lol
That night we got to the hotel…passed out…and had to wake up a few hours later for the FIRST DAY OF LOLLAPALOOZA!!!!!!! Literally the moment we opened the car to take everything out…Dan THROWS the awesome vintage lamp we found at the thrift store the day before on the ground. It was going to be the centerpiece display…but now that Hurricane Dan came by it’s TOTAL SHIT….evidence for my future lawsuit against him below…ahaha. The whole bottom is gone…the top is all crooked (like his wiener) ….and the light wouldn’t turn on anymore. Basically a lost cause…but I thought it would be funny to still at least hang it in the tent.
Dan’s EVIL face…not to long after throwing my AWESOME amazing FABULOUS lamp on the floor. BOOM!!!
I’m just Dan from the block…I used to have a little…but now I have alot still a little…lolololololololol <3
….second photo is very Chris Cross…makes me wanna…JUMP!!! Daddy mack will make you wanna…..
Hottie with a body!!…came in and got this dress to wear for Lady Gaga…who was playing later that night…LOVED HER!!
Chicago has something in their water that makes BIG TITTIES!! I told this girl how much I LOVED hers!!! Now I share with all of you!! lololol
Sorry to anyone that came to our booth and we were gone…but we closed early to experience the crazy you call GAGA!!! And boy was it CRAZY!! I’ve NEVER been to a concert with 100,000 people…that was INSANITY!!!
Beyond us= 100k people!!!! almost time for Lady Gaga…
I didn’t want to be too close b/c it freaks me out when strangers (especially sweaty ones) touch me or rub against me…ughh….gross!! So we got pretty frickin’ drunk and danced around like retards somewhere in the middle…
View of all the people behind us at Lady Gaga….CRAZY!!!! ps…really like the guy on the bottom right that has a beer stacked on top of a beer…that’s the way to do it!! lolol
Gaga had a creepy junk shop looking car as her piano for the show….you can kinda see it in the blacklight below…
GAGA
CRAZY show….at one point the screen showed her eating what looked like a bloody heart…basically danced until my legs turned to jelly…
Drunk Gaga sluts!!! lol ps…my GNR shirt= awesome-ness!!!
Grand finale for the show….FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Photos from Days 2 and 3 coming soon : )
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Back from Lollapalooza 2010….one word: EXHAUSTED!! God they party HARD!!@@@!!@! …but come back…b/c…photos coming TOMORROW!!
A little serenade of all things BRIGHT… la la la la la (<—-that’s me singing….you’re LUCKY it wasn’t in real life!!! ahhah)
Summer is filled with COLORS….and I LOVE colors!!! Life is glowing in the sunlight…and it inspires!!!! The inspiration for this shoot was SUMMER. Below are some FUN summer themed inspiration photos…real shots from this shoot after these…
Newest model to join the NYC team, Terri worked it at the shoot!! Doe from Lime Crime Makeup came out to showcase some of her newest secret projects….ohh la la!!!
…newest secret projects….
….we didn’t get to shoot everything b/c the shoot was late….so we’re going to do a BIG shoot in about 2 weeks with ALL NEW fab stuff!! Can’t wait!!! You’ll just have to wait to see : )
Welcome to porcelain doll prison….life sentence for you…and you…AND you!!! ahahaha
….I paint my furniture neon colors….next is the walls…watch out walls….i’m comin’ for you!!!!
***NEW*** Neon Pink NYC Burger Tank Tops….coming super soon!!!!! ….this is the BRIGHT I was talking about….LOVE!!!
I hate wearing jackets in the winter…I feel like i’m in a straight jacket….which I probably should be in…but….lol…I don’t mind when it’s a little brisk at night or in the early am of summer and you need a sweatshirt…something about it doesn’t bother me. <—probably the idea that it will be warm soon and I can strip down…lol
….NEW NYC Elephant Sweatshirts also coming soon….
Like the Nair commercials say: “Who wears short shorts??!!” lol
ps…jealous….I have Flamingo’s in MY backyard!!! Of course they are real!!!@@
Rainbow Brite school girl on CRACK!! Who says you have to match? I’m not teacher….but my lesson here is…more color…more better!! lol
xoxo gg
Today we did a fun summer themed shoot at my house. I know…summer is almost over…but i’m in denial!!! Winter just sucks…so i’m dreading snow, ice, BLAH!! Will post the AWESOME backstage pics from the shoot tomorrow…but for right now…enjoy these DELECTABLE photos of the puppies playing with my newest toy!!!
My friend emailed me maybe 2 months ago….the email subject was “YOU NEED THIS”…or something like that…lol. I check it out…and she was correct-a-mundo! I NEEDED this!! So Australian designer, Not Today, and I made a trade…she got a killer dress…and I got the COOLEST pillow EVER!!!! The puppies already love it…sure you will too!
Meet my BURGER PILLOW….of wonderful-ness
(above: tomato’s lettuce, and a Duchess. below: Muffin says to Pippy “Get OFF my buns!!!”)
The BURGER Pillow is HUGE!!!!!!!! (see below) Here he is (b/c it’s a “he”….lol)…all alone and amazing….
Now see how HUGE he is with Muffin next to him…HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is just endless possibilities of fun!!!!
xox