Halloween is every day for me…literally! One friend said it best…”Halloween is the 1 day a year normal people get to be us”. lol <—-I SoooOOOooo agree!!! Orginally I wanted to be Lydia from Beetlejuice…but I didn’t have time to get a wig or make the red dress…maybe another night…lol. So what to wear!!@@? I had this crazy sequin dress…very RuPaul drag queen….and since I was going to be out with all my gays anyway…I figured I might as well look like a queen myself…lol. LOTS of outta control photos below!!!!!!!!!!
…and DON’T FORGET…….the HUGE Anniversary SALE countdown begins….NOW!!!! Sale starts THIS Wednesday November 3rd!! If you’re on the NYC mailing list you get an extra surprise : )
xoxo
above: the few full length shots of the dress. I told everyone I was Vanna White….everyone said I should have carried around letters to make it more real….my letters would have been F & U ahah
below: Dan getting ready….drag makeup….check….candy Popsicle drag hair….check….
below left: Transformation into Jimmie Sprinkles…oh boy!! <—you already know it’s going to be a crazy night!!! right: big booty ho’s!!! ahah
There will be TONS of photos of Dan like this…with his mouth opened….insert cock lollipop here….ahahahaha. EPIC!
My night was spent with all my homos….which is the best kind of night b/c the mo’s REALLY know how to party!!@@ Also spent with GIANT teddy bears…ahaha…that I humped…from behind…ahaha
They are so cute….Jimmie Sprinkles & Acid Betty <3
Let the MADNESS begin!!
Sexy diva in the red is Anarexia Hurls….she is SOOOOoooOO much fun….LOVES her!!!!! At one point in the night we were sitting at our table…and a queen came over and thought some packages under the table were hers…what does she say? “KMART honey”…..so I was like….”when were you at KMART?”…..she was like “those aren’t mine”…..I died!! Who says that!!@?? Dan says i’m obsessed with her…this is true! lol
left: Shelita was outta control….crazy stories!!! Dan’s face???? right: Acid’s hair is INSANITY!!!! me loves!!!
I told you Shealita is outta control!!!! Her head in Jimmie Sprinkles crotch….TASTY??? I think not!
I LOVED Glinda the Good Witch……<3333333333333
There was a bathtub filled with blood at the party….who doesn’t like a nice swim?? I told everyone that came into the bathroom I just performed her abortion….FUCKED UP…yes….funny…yes…lol
Love it!!!
LOVE it even more!!!!!
My female obsession….Mary Jo Cameltoe….such a sweetie!!!@@@!!
SEXY bitches!!@@!@@! Can you tell who the queen is? I can’t! ahaha. BEST part of the night…I was in the bathroom waiting to use the stall and the guys (in drag and not in drag) were using the pee pee stalls (not sure the real name…lol). One opened up and the big man behind me sees i’m not going….looks at me…and says “OHhh…you’re a real girl!”….ahahaa….at least SOMEONE knew!!! ahahahaha EPIC!
LOVE them!! <333 minus Dan’s face….not so love…lol
We all got in cabs and went back to Brooklyn. ….party #2….lol. Dan is back…Jimmie is washed away in the bathroom. I was the ONLY person to keep on their “costume”…so everyone looked normal (of course minus their crazy makeup)…and here I was in a FULL LENGTH SEQUIN GOWN! ahaha. ps…check out Dan’s butt crack in the photo on the right….crack is WHACK! And why his shirt is on then off??? No clue!
Eventually Dan puts his clothes back on and a few of us leave to get some yummies. I was STARVING!! The only shoes I had were 5 inch stripper shoes…not fun to walk in around Brooklyn…so Jamin lent me a pair of shoes that were someone from RuPaul’s drag race….ahaha…but originally I had a pair of size 12 sneakers on…HYSTERICAL status…kinda Ronald McDonald in a sequin gown…ahaha
…anywho…..we didn’t get far….as soon as we got outside a bunch of people were coming in from partying….their neighbors…she we went to their place and filled our faces….mmmMMmmm. Dan passed out….and like any good quality friend…I took photos…
…..RIP status….passed out pants. Mary Jo and Shelita getting cozy on the guys couch…
…I forgot to mention…that when we left the club….Shealita peed in the middle of 57th Street as I tried to hail taxi cabs….ahahaha….everyone was dying of laughter!!
….I’m such a good friend….ps…what’s with the nose lipstick? pps…LOVE that Jamin is elbow slamming Dan in the face…ahahahah EPIC night!!!!
